On Getting a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist with Frosting

Frosting is not healthy. It has zero redeeming value. Frosting has led to wars, oppression, and the end of democracy. Regardless, yesterday, while at Dunkin' Donuts, I received a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist with frosting. I did not request a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist with frosting. I requested a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist without frosting. At that point, I had already received the Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist with frosting, delivered in a brown paper bag (to better hide my shame). 

So I ate the Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist with frosting.

I don't even remember what flavor this "frosting" was (vanilla? some obscure whitish glue?), but it was delicious and easy to consume. The Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist was delicious on its own, but the frosting elevated it to a new level.

And did you know that the Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Twist contains 20 percent of your daily fiber needs? This alone justifies the frosting.

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