On Buying a Hat

Hats are remarkably effective at preventing sunburn, especially on the ears and neck. So why is it that wide-brimmed hats are unfashionable? I know haberdashers blame Kennedy’s inaugural address, but he had fair skin and must have needed to add sunblock to his hair gel.

Would it be appropriate to paint my scalp with a permanent sun-repellent lacquer?

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